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A Loving Wife‏

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A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed
The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail
And hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,
Don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's thinks you're cute,
And asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be s…

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Seorang Executive muda yang berjaya sedang memandudisebuah perkampungan di pinggir Bandar Ia memandu agak laju dengan sebuah kereta WAJA yang berprestasi tinggi yang baru sahaja dibelinya. Sambil ia memandu perlahan-lahan ia sedang memerhatikan seorang anakkecil dicelah-celah kereta yang diletakkan ditepi jalan, ia memperlahankan keretanya untuk melihat sesuatu yang difikirkannya.

Seelok-elok sahaja kereta Waja tersebut melintasikawasan tersebut; anak kecil tidak kelihatan tetapi seketul batu dilontarkan tepat mengena pintu disebelah kanan kereta Waja tersebut.

Apalagi Executive muda tersebut menekan brek sekuathatinya dan berundur ke tempat dimana Anak kecil tadi berdiri. Dengan marahnya dia keluar dari kereta terusmeluru ke arah Anak kecil, menarik tangan anak kecil dan menghempasnya ke kereta yang terletak ditepi jalandan terus memarahi Anak kecil tadi :

" Apa ni ? Siapa awak ? dan apa ke jadahnya awak berada disini ? Itu kereta baru, mahal dan susah nak baiki ? Awak tau tak ? Ke…