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jgn amalkan perkara yg x elok 2.. sik ku mcm tok

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berapa lama kita kenal ... Mempengaruhi Kemesraan....... betul ker...?!!!!

Sebelum Tido:
6 minggu: selamat tido sayaaang, mimpi indah2 ya, mmmuach.
6 bulan: tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah.
6 tahun : Sanasikit lah... tido kalau tak mengepit tak bole ker???!

Pakai Toilet:
6 minggu: tak apa, u masuk ler dulu, i tak kisaaahhhh
6 bulan: masih lama lagi ke nih?
6 tahun: brug! brug! brug! (suara pintu digegar), kalau nak bertapa pi lah gunung ledang sana!!

Balas SMS:
6 minggu: iye sayang, jap lagi i sampai rumah, sayang, i belikan murtabak favourite u ye sayang..
6 bulan: trafik jam aah
6 tahun: k..

Dating process:
6 minggu: I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 bulan: Of course I love U.
6 tahun : Iyalah!! kalau i tak cintakan u, buat apa i nikah ngan u??

Pulang Keje:
6 minggu: Sayaaang, i dah balik nih...
6 bulan : I'm BACK!!
6 tahun: Masak apa hari ini??

Hadiah (ulang tahun):
6 minggu : Sayang, i harap u suka cincin yang i beli untuk u ni
6 bulan : I beli lukisan, nampak sesuai dengan suasana ruang teng…

Subject: Pregnant

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Kei tetak masa posa bah...
In a second grade sex education class, a little girl asks,
Teacher,can my momma get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
The little girl says, "Forty."
The teacher says, "Yes, y! our mother could get pregnant."
The little girl asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?"
The little girl answers, "Nineteen."
The teacher says, "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
The little girl asks, "Can I get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old are you?"
The little girl says, "I'm seven years old."
The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant."

The little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says,"See, I told you we had nothing to worry about." !!!!!

When we wake up in the morning

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This is dedicated to my sayang. U know who u r...
Don't waste your life in doubts and fears:
spend yourself on the work before you, well assured that the right performance of this hour's duties will be the best preparation for the hours or ages that follow it.
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well.
He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well.
If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices.
Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.

Choice is yours....

Time is like a river... you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again.

Enjoy every moment of life.